black and white world

oh baby

it is rough out there

but don't let it eat you

all the colors in the world

won't bring you back

but Lord knows I keep trying.

this is me thinking of you

I'll tell you what a smart move would be

leaving well enough alone

but the heart has a different dialect

"My love is a hundred pitchers of honey"

or a hundred beers at this point

"Giraffes are this desire in the dark...What we feel most has no name but amber, archers, cinnamon, horses and birds."

thank you, Jack Gilbert.

1 day 3 desserts

who knows what's behind the next door

could be a tower of metal

or sugar

or some chicks with guns

a vase of jelly beans

oh the girls!

is this for your blog?

yes.

but hey, man, it's my birthday so I can do what I want, right?

including late night visits to Ray's

with this chickie

and these treats.

the best

good thing this rag is free and I use it for my dog to pee on

i'm all hearts and rainbows I promise

or

piss & vinegar and a dirty mouth

fuck yeah!

bring on the crazy shit!

bring on the love

bring on the kids who know the best from the rest.

thank you.

xoxo

happy V day, nerds

are you gettin some?

some pussy, that is

don't take it the too hard

this is the american way, baby

PORNUCOPIA up now until march 11

valencrimes

yeah. that fuckin time again.

everyone is feeling so springy!

except me. I feel barfy.

especially looking at this shit

c'mon Park Avenue, help a girl out

gotta choose

but I always like every color the best. until I take one out of the box.